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I'm excited to share with you these funny diet quotes – to motivate you to eat healthier and be successful at weight loss!

I personally created these funny diet quotes.

Why? Because…I'm a recovered stress eater.

When I was pregnant with my son Ari, I gained about 90 pounds on my five foot 3 three frame.

That is not a typo.

And no, I was not pregnant with a teenager!

I was stress eating.

After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight.

Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. So I went into research mode. I read piles of research on emotional eating.

Then I developed weight loss motivation tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits.

In 3 months I lost 20 pounds.

And I have kept the weight off ever since!

I share my research based diet willpower tools in Stop Emotional Eating – a life changing weight loss motivational video course.

These psychological diet tools have not only helped me to slim down and healthy up. They've helped many thousands of people around the world to master their cravings – and lose many thousands of pounds!

I'm enthusiastic about helping as many people as I can with their weight loss diet motivation!

With this in mind, I created these funny diet quotes!

16 Funny Diet Quotes For Extra Weight Loss Motivation

Dieting can be challenging. I hope these funny dieting quotes help you to stay strong and laugh a little as you try to lose weight. Feel free to print out these funny diet quotes! Post these funny diet quote images on your refrigerator for extra weight loss willpower.

1. Go from nothing fits to feeling fit

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit.

2. Funny dieting reminder

Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.

3. Funny weight loss motivation

Studies repeatedly show that NOW is the best time of day for you to start that healthier diet.

4.  Live in the moment – cupcake-free.

Today I will live in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant. In which case I will eat a cupcake.

5. Funny binge eating excuse

Binge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won't be tempted to eat the chips later.

6. Funny perspective on breaking diets

Opps. You caught me eating my feelings. And they taste delicious.

7. Funny way to view binge eating

Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.

8. A funny idea for a trainer

I need to hire someone just to follow me around and knock unhealthy food right out of my hands.

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9. A funny insight about ice cream

Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like "Don't be sad" and "You deserve better." – Karen Salmansohn

10. Funny weight loss motivation

Don't allow a problem you're having with a person to become an eating problem. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food. – Karen Salmansohn

11. Imagine your cells smiling

Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying "Thank you!" -Karen Salmansohn

12. A funny quote about dieting

Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge. – Karen Salmansohn

13. Funny perspective on chocolate

Warning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.

14. Comfort Kale?

Why can't I be comforted by kale? Why does it have to be chocolate? – Karen Salmansohn

15. Watch where you're going…

I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. Ooops. – Karen Salmansohn

16. Food is not therapy

Reminder: Food is fuel. Not therapy.

Favorite funny diet quote

Reminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigeration still have calories. A plate is not what makes something fattening. – Karen Salmansohn

Reminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigeration still have calories. A plate is not what makes something fattening. - Karen Salmansohn Click To Tweet

Bonus funny diet quote

Losing weight is hard. Being overweight, unhealthy and uncomfortable is hard. Choose your hard. – Karen Salmansohn

Get weight loss motivation – beyond funny diet quotes!

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I will show you how to rewire your thoughts and emotions around food – so you master your cravings. Already these tools have helped many thousands of people to slim down and feel good – including myself!

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